Awkward moments from the books, movies, and musicals.
As much as I might try,
It will never be enough.
Even with the tears I cry,
My love for you stands tough.
The textures and colors,
Remembered evermore.
The silence of others,
And you there at my door.
The night I fell for you
And let my heart let go,
Of love I thought I knew,
I now had come to know.
Days had passed, the suns set,
You came to me and said,
“I am sorry for having met,
and the idea in your head.
And for leading you on
and causing you to hope
for love already gone
with me, the big darn dope.”
I said it was all right
and I just walked away
back to a lonely night
where I stayed ‘til today.
I am free from you now
Light has once again returned
though I barely know how,
without getting my heart burned.
I love you, I love you
A truth I cannot stand.
I hate it to be true,
I wish you were my man.
Well then…
Your husband names all of your children after his deceased loved ones and none of yours.
the girl you asked out on a date told you that you make her sick, and that she would choose to go out with the giant squid instead.
you got to the Yuletide Ball and your date doesn’t want to dance.
you realize your kids will be able to just move onto the next Harry Potter book and won’t have to wait months years for the next one to come out.
someone thinks you’re a troll.
Took a personal vacation. Please feel free to submit!
you act drunk/high after downing some Felix Felicis.
you have to use the bathroom, take a shower, or change and Voldemort is on the back of your head.
